Archive for December, 2012

Jackstity Belt (Get It? Like Jacket + Chastity Belt?)

Still trying to figure out why you insist on doing this.  There is no possible benefit to making a suit, and then sewing the pockets shut before it reaches consumers.  What are you so afraid of? That some hooligan is gonna go into a store and put cummy tissues in the pockets?  That makes no sense, because there are pockets in the slacks too!  And they’re not sewn!  Not to mention the unsewn pockets in the jeans and bathrobes and overcoats and just about all the other items sold at this department store.  You’re not afraid about the cummy tissues in those other garmets.  In fact, I’d argue that it’s much easier to hide a cummy tissue in an overcoat than in the outer pocket of a blazer.  You’d clearly see a bulge in the suit jacket.  In an overcoat?  Not so much.  So I guess what I’m trying to say is that the stores can’t possibly be concerned about people specifically hiding things in suit jacket pockets so there’s gotta be another reason.  What is it?  I have no idea.  I can’t think of any other possible reason.  Cummy tissues.


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