Automatic Soap Dispensers Make Me Feel Like A Cheap Soap Whore

Are these intentionally designed such that you need to practically give the thing a hand job in order to accumulate an adequate amount of soap to wash your hands?  Because it sure seems that way.  Much like their towel counterpart, these devices are either poorly designed, or their owners are cheap and have the outputs on the stingiest setting.  Which is ridiculous, because people aren’t gonna take one squirt and think, “Well, shucks.  That’s all the soap that was allocated to me, so I’m just gonna make do and hopefully the next sink will be a bit more generous.”  Not gonna happen… People are just gonna jerk the thing off until they have enough cum soap to wash their hands!  And all the while, the poor sensor-activated faucet is freaking out and turning on and off, all because some frugal guy insists on using the “Impotent Ejaculation” setting, as opposed to the more appropriate “Ron Jeremy-Sized Load”, which I know for a fact is the name of other setting that this particular model offers.

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One Response to “Automatic Soap Dispensers Make Me Feel Like A Cheap Soap Whore”

  1. you know i laughed when i read this ” People are just gonna jerk the thing off until they have enough cum soap to wash their hands!” – funny and true.
    but the problem as you rightly mentioned is the amount of soap dispensed is down to the settings that the owner of the convenience sets the unit to give, unfortunately even at its full setting you still get very little soap out.

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