Words I Realized: Ciggitch

Ciggitch [sig-ich], n, plural ciggitch – the hardened mass that forms on the dispensers of various products, typically the result of exposure to air

Remember, different products put forth different strains of ciggitch.  The genres include dry and mealy (mustard), pliable and gum-like (toothpaste), and curdled and waxy (hand lotion). Oh yeah, and flakey tomato sauce ciggitch.

An accumulation of ciggitch fell onto my sandwich when I applied the mustard, but I totally ate it anyway because I’m hardcore like that.

Wait, ciggitch?? I don’t get it… Can you explain?

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