Hey, It’s More Gentlemanly Than Using Your Hand

You think you know your husband well?  Well, do you have any idea what he’s doing when you two are walking and you see him do this?  You probably don’t look too much into it… you assume he’s just stretching his back or legs, but you are mistaken.  What he’s doing is actually a hands-free adjustment to his genitals.

Allow me to explain.   Your husband’s got a scrotum, right?  Well, that very scrotum will periodically stick to his inner thigh.  If he’s sitting comfortably with you on the sofa, watching The Bridges of Madison County, it’s not the worst thing in the world.  But if he’s walking, with every single stride he takes, his pouch will rock back and forth several inches, and this can be very distracting.

Some guys use the large step to disjoin; for others, the actual separation of the scrotum occurs with the gyration of the hips.  Above, I take a sort of hybrid approach – I loosen the sack with a wide initial step, and then I complete the detachment upon rotation of my hips.

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Special Thanks To Corey Witt for staying current with trends in genitalia.

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