I Suppose I Can Just Air Dry…

“What can I do to make this restroom as awkward as possible?” thought Calvin, as he studied the blueprints of the bathroom he was just hired to design. “I’ve got it! I will put the paper towel dispenser two-and-a-half feet from the urinal!”

But seriously, what am I supposed to do here? Am I supposed to walk right next to that man, mid-urination? He clearly doesn’t have a strong stream so I have no idea what stage he’s at in this particular urination. I’m sure the last thing he wants to see when he turns around is me, approximately 14 inches from him. It would startle him greatly, for sure. That, and his dick (or some portion of his dick) may still be out. I know that I, for one, will frequently shake, turn around, and then tuck my package back in my pants as I am walking towards the sink, to save valuable time in my day. I can only imagine what I would do if I turned around, dick-in-hand, only to see a large, imposing fellow just inches from me. Talk about ruining a man’s day.


One Response to “I Suppose I Can Just Air Dry…”

  1. Evan says:

    You know what you can do to make that restroom even more awkward? Take a picture of a random guy in a suit while he’s peeing….

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