Jackpot!

Is there anything better than being the first one into the bathroom after it’s been cleaned?  Nothing beats it.  Just me and a bacteria free toilet.  I know no one’s used it.  The presence of blue fizzy detergent bubbles tells all.   My friends, these are the occasions when I consider ditching these guys and just going raw dog.  This puppy’s so clean, I’d consider eating a meal off of upper portion of the bowl, where it looks like there’s enough space for some sort of deli meat sandwich, and maybe a small side salad on the opposite surface.  I think the orange ginger dressing that they serve at Japanese restaurants would be optimal for the side salad.

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Special Thanks To Devin Duffy, who has successfully synchronized his biological clock with the arrival time of the custodial staff.

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