Is there anything better than being the first one into the bathroom after it’s been cleaned?  Nothing beats it.  Just me and a bacteria free toilet.  I know no one’s used it.  The presence of blue fizzy detergent bubbles tells all.   My friends, these are the occasions when I consider ditching these guys and just going raw dog.  This puppy’s so clean, I’d consider eating a meal off of upper portion of the bowl, where it looks like there’s enough space for some sort of deli meat sandwich, and maybe a small side salad on the opposite surface.  I think the orange ginger dressing that they serve at Japanese restaurants would be optimal for the side salad.


Special Thanks To Devin Duffy, who has successfully synchronized his biological clock with the arrival time of the custodial staff.

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