Last I Checked, Your Odds Aren’t Any Better With A Lower Jackpot

Does this even qualify as a lottery?

Don’t get me wrong. I would love an extra $1 million. But when the jackpot is this low, you really shouldn’t be advertising it.  Better to just turn the power switch of this high-tech sign to the “off ” position and leave passersby wondering what the jackpot could potentially be. Because let’s be real – the $1 million jackpot is a deterrent.

This is a bare minimum lottery.  It’s also the absolute lowest the jackpot could be for this sign to remain functional, because that word “million” isn’t going anywhere.  Well actually I don’t know… maybe the sign could do decimals.  But it’d be borderline embarrassing to win a $0.67 million lottery.


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