WIR “Sports” Commentary: Lin God We Trust

 

In the spirit of “Linsanity” and the Jeremy Lin craze currently sweeping the nation, we at What I Realized have come up with some new Lin-related terms to add to the mix:

Linsomnia – an unwanted side effect of Linsanity

Lincontinence – getting so excited while watching Jeremy Lin play basketball that you literally shit yourself

Lindependent woman – a strong, sexy, confident female, who’s sassy like Jeremy Lin

Lin-dependent woman – a female who relies completely on Jeremy Lin

Lindianapolis – the capital of Lindiana

Jeremyocardial Linfarction – when someone gets so worked up watching Jeremy Lin play basketball that he/she has a heart attack (a.k.a. a myocardial infarction)

If you happen to know Jeremy, please tell him about these.  Thank you.

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5 Responses to “WIR “Sports” Commentary: Lin God We Trust”

  1. ro says:

    cLINic- a place where you go to seek medical treatment for your sexually transmitted Linfection

  2. Ravi says:

    For some reason, I have a hunch that The Gee came up with that last one.

  3. Henry lin says:

    Thanks for the plug! I may post your article!..lol!

    http://lingodwetrust.com

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