Marketing Pitch Of The Century

 

These pens are fully guaranteed?  Guaranteed to what?  Could be guaranteed to work, guaranteed to suck, or maybe they’re just fully guaranteed to come out of the machine if you insert a quarter.   But you better believe if I have any problems with this pen, I will remember the exact location of this machine and take up legal action.

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