Martini and Some Watermelon

Are you serious with that? You know how they say if Barbie’s proportions were projected onto a life-size woman, she’d probably just topple over and not be able to walk? Well, this is the watermelon martini version. That thing is gonna tip any second.

On the other hand, it’s like a melon-tini but also a snack. Nutritious and delicious. Getting all the food groups in there. All my essential amino acids and folate and shit. Just living the healthy life, one Wednesday night special watermelon martini at a time. It’s a gentleman’s beverage.


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