Muffins Of Champions

I need to understand why it is socially acceptable to eat a chocolate chip muffin for breakfast, but not a slice of cake.  You cannot make an argument that a double chocolate chip muffin is any less decadent than a piece of apple cobbler.  You can’t even say that the muffin is healthier!  In fact, I’d venture to say that the muffin is much more unhealthy.  At least there’s nutritional value in the apples.

And please be mindful – I’m not saying you shouldn’t eat a chocolate chocolate chip muffin for breakfast.  By all means, you should.  I do it all the time, which is why I have love handles.  What I am saying is kids, if your parents permit you to eat a double chocolate chip muffin for breakfast, you should use this argument to get them to let you eat cookies.  Be mindful, however, that this can also backfire.  There’s always the chance that your parents agree with your point, and then take away your chocolate muffin privileges.

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