The Boyfriend Chair

“Thank god for this neon pink chair.  It’s the only thing I’ve got going for me right now.  We’ve already spent a good 45 minutes in this miserable boutique, and my lower back, well, let’s just say she’s not doing so good,” thought Milo.

All successful boutiques have one thing in common – a Boyfriend Chair.  Milo needs a comfortable seat to relax since Judy can’t make a purchase without looking at herself from 17 different angles.  We can’t expect Milo to continue standing patiently once Judy moves onto sampling the perfumes.  Milo is a man.  A man with feelings.

Plus, his tender, frail body can only handle so much pacing.  Come on… the guy’s lower back hurts!  He needs a safe haven where he can relax, be comfortable, and at least tolerate his surroundings.

So store owners, provide a chair, even if it’s neon pink.  Milo has already acquiesced to shopping at your store.  You don’t need to rub it in any further.  And Judy, give him some snacks, you selfish cunt.  Or at least a Sudoku.

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