Whatever Works…

“Screen-play success” helped the Jets defeat the Chiefs, eh? Sounds like a pretty unconventional football training technique, but hey, maybe the creative process inspired the players to think on another level. I’ve got a few questions, though:

  1. Who wrote the screenplay… the whole team or just a few of the guys?
  2. When did they have time to write a 120-page script? Was it during the off-season?
  3. Is it an adapted screenplay or an original screenplay?
  4. Wait, is it a sequel to the acclaimed motion picture “Little Giants” entitled “Little Jets?”
  5. If it is indeed the sequel entitled “Little Jets,” is Rick Moranis still going to be involved?
  6. If your first choice is Rick Moranis, but he isn’t available, can I audition to play the coach?
  7. Why not?
  8. Will you at least take a look at my headshot and résumé?

That’s it, I guess.


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