Words I Realized: Colek

Colek [koh-lek], n – a small piece of sandwich or bun deemed undesirable due to its lack of contents, typically the result of an improperly sized or distributed portion of meat; may contain lettuce, dressing, or other insubstantial filling, however, the primary components are absent

I’ve accepted that we live in a world of lazy sandwich technicians and uneven meat distribution.  But I don’t understand how my friend voluntarily eats other people’s coleks.  Seriously.  He’s eaten my colek on more than one occasion.  That came out wrong.  No but seriously, I don’t get it.  It’s the ass of the sandwich.  Just like you don’t want any of the backwash sips from my drink, I’m not going anywhere near your colek. All that damp bread… soggy lettuce…

Todd threw out Paul’s colek for him because he’s such a good friend.

Wait, colek?? I don’t get it… Can you explain?



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