derlob [der-lob], n – a stubborn burp that will not come out
Dammit. Those 4 beers are not mixing well with the spinach artichoke dip, and my stomach feels weird. I tried doing some stocklies, but they didn’t really help. I know there’s a burp in there somewhere. I can feel it… up against my spleen or something. I’ll try taking some deep breaths to force this sucker out. I have a feeling it’s going to be spectacular. A guy’s gotta have dreams, ya know?
And Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Pacman Jones has been sidelined with an excruciating derlob.