Words I Realized: Fargle


fargle [fahr-guhl], n – a booger that will not get off your hand, no matter how hard you try

The gooey consistency and liquidy mucus patches provide this particular type of booger with extra clinging strength.  Every time I try to flick it, the son of a bitch sticks to my middle fingernail.  Enough is enough.  He’s been a worthy adversary, but it’s time to end this saga.  Gonna have to go all-out and resort to wiping it on the wall.  No big deal.  This ain’t my first rodeo.  Besides, boogers get wiped on walls all the time, right?  Right, guys?  Guys?

Roger spent a solid twenty-four minutes battling a stubborn fargle on the subway ride to work.  Totally worth it.

Wait, fargle?? I don’t get it… Can you explain?


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