Psmatiste [smuh-tee-stey], n – sketchy liquid
I can’t even begin to fathom what could have caused this fluorescent green liquid to end up in this pothole, but that may just be because I can’t think of too many fluorescent liquids. I would probably rank this melted glowstick-like broth as the last thing on earth I would want to drink. And if you stop for a minute and think about all the other nasty fluids that you can introduce to your body, you would realize just how significant that statement was.
In an effort keep his freshly laundered trousers clean, Dean spread his legs while sitting on the toilet to keep his pants elevated and clear of the murky, noxious psmatiste that pooled around the base of the commode in the train station bathroom.