Words I Realized: Stocklies

Stocklies [stok-leez], n deliberate contortions of the upper body and torso, performed after an exceedingly filling meal, in order to alleviate the discomfort of an overly filled stomach

I told you I could take down that entire pizza myself.  No biggie.  Just do a couple of stocklies and I’ll be ready for the peach cobbler.  Hands on the upper thighs, gyrate the pelvis, rotate the abdomen.  Really try to rearrange the orientation of some of the items stuffed inside.  There’s gotta be a little bit of empty space somewhere.

“Now push your stomach to the right,” said the severely obese Morris to his eleven-year-old son, Cooper, as he taught him the wonders of stocklies

Wait, stocklies?? I don’t get it… Can you explain?


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