Words I Realized: Tarst

Tarst [tahrst], n, v – a temporary urine stain, typically the result of an overly aggressive genital shake following excretion; especially noticeable with khaki pant material

Let’s make one thing clear. I urinated ON my pants, not IN them. There’s a difference – grown men cannot get away with full-on peeing in their pants, but some friendly tarst is one of those grey areas. It’s kinda like having something stuck in your teeth, only way more embarrassing, and way more awkward for someone else to point out. So people rarely warn you when you’re sporting freshly tarsted chinos. And then you end up freely roaming the office with traces of peepee on your pants, on a semi-regular basis. Or maybe that’s just me.

After noticing the significant squirt of tarst on his slacks, Josh thought to himself, “Damn, I really need to be more careful with this thing.”

Wait, tarst?? I don’t get it… Can you explain?

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One Response to “Words I Realized: Tarst”

  1. Corey says:

    What is it called when the “tarst” is actually water from the sink? It’s easily mistaken for urine and just as embarrassing.

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