Words I Realized: Tollip

tollip [tah-lip], v, n – a piece of wrapper left atop a drinking straw

I don’t know about you, but I don’t really wanna suck on a straw that someone squished between their thumb and index finger, and I know someone did just that because it’s the only way to create one of these appendages.  It’s the same as me not wanting to eat a bag of gummi bears that you were sitting on inside your back pocket.  I know fecal particles probably didn’t manage to migrate through your boxers, jeans and plastic wrapper and into the bears.  But there’s just something about your butt warmth all absorbed in those gummi bears that’s gross.  And it’s the same thing here. But then again, I know the guys at this restaurant need to be reminded to wash their hands after using the bathroom, so it’s to nice know my waiter has not fondled my straw without a prophylactic.

 Tom blew his tollip onto Theresa.  She blew him back.

Wait, tollip?? I don’t get it… Can you explain?


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