You Are Not An Intelligent Person.

Wow, buddy.  That walkie-talkie looks awfully similar to a cell phone.  Probably because it is, in fact, a cell phone.  It’s challenging to look like an idiot solely based on cell phone technique, but congrats – you have achieved it.

Ever think about why most people don’t use a phone in this fashion?  Perhaps it’s because cell phones are designed for real-time conversation, allowing you to talk while simultaneously listening to what the other person is saying.  Edward Alphonso Motorola didn’t go through all that trouble for you to be moving the phone back and forth like a dunce.  Rest the phone gently on your face, and breathe normally.



One Response to “You Are Not An Intelligent Person.”

  1. yoni says:

    nice shirt

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